Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
