your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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