Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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