he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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