I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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