But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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