There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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