it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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