literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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