matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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