I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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