One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just saw a hot homeless man
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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