My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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