You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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He better not be in your backpack
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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