im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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