you lied. pity sex is amazing.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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