the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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