OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
wow bdsm is so cute
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