So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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