So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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