the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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