Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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