just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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