By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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