He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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