I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Actions speak louder than pants.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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