I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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