That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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