He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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