3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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