i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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