How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
