it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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