If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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