My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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