I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Btw I puked in your glovebox
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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