either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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