i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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