This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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