Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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