remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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