Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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