I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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