so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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