Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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