So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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