wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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