he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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