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lesbian polygamists..duh.
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So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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