Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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