Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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