Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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