I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
