Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part