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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.

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