sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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