Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i drank out of a bidet.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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