"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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